M.Bison
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The US is not leaving Afghanistan because of the occult. (everyone put on your tinfoil hats)
Legend has it that Afghanistan is important to every evil empire because there is an entity that lives in the caves in Afghanistan. Some say this entity is an alien being. Others say that is some sort of energy that has devine origins. Whatever it is, there is something fishy going on in Afghanistan.
Apparently there is some sort of "giants" also found in Afghanistan. Some American soldiers said that they faced this giant in a gun battle. Apparently he was greater than 7 feet tall, built extremely muscular and smelled like shit. He had red hair and ugly teeth. He wore ragtag clothes and faught with his bare hands. He gave them a really good fight but you know the boys in blue always win.. So they bought him back for an autopsy and it was classified.
Some of the bible thumpers in the military say that he was from the last remnants of the giants mentioned in the bible and it is possible that the Ark containing Moses(PBUH) tablets are there. Someone tell these people that Speilberg already made of a movie on this..
Anways I hope you guys got your gold stacked up because when the dollar crashes because of this war... Then you will definitely be able to buy some milk, bread, and MnMs for your kids.. Maybe pay for internet so you can watch IPL and jack yourself off to sleep.
Legend has it that Afghanistan is important to every evil empire because there is an entity that lives in the caves in Afghanistan. Some say this entity is an alien being. Others say that is some sort of energy that has devine origins. Whatever it is, there is something fishy going on in Afghanistan.
Apparently there is some sort of "giants" also found in Afghanistan. Some American soldiers said that they faced this giant in a gun battle. Apparently he was greater than 7 feet tall, built extremely muscular and smelled like shit. He had red hair and ugly teeth. He wore ragtag clothes and faught with his bare hands. He gave them a really good fight but you know the boys in blue always win.. So they bought him back for an autopsy and it was classified.
Some of the bible thumpers in the military say that he was from the last remnants of the giants mentioned in the bible and it is possible that the Ark containing Moses(PBUH) tablets are there. Someone tell these people that Speilberg already made of a movie on this..
Anways I hope you guys got your gold stacked up because when the dollar crashes because of this war... Then you will definitely be able to buy some milk, bread, and MnMs for your kids.. Maybe pay for internet so you can watch IPL and jack yourself off to sleep.
