United Nations should ban coconut trees in residential areas all over the world

[Metanoia]

Coconuts are unfaithful beings. I was watching this documentary in which Tom Hanks was stranded on an island when he used to work for FedEx...anyways....long story short, the coconut left him all alone.

 

[ArsalanKhan21]

The coconut tree in my family home never had coconut fall on ground unless there was a storm. We always had coconuts taken down before they could fall.

 

[Donatello]

United Nations Organisation should ban coconut trees in residential areas all over the world. An international law should be enacted making it illegal to allow growing of coconut trees in residential areas. They may grow it in forests far from habitation. That too under strict forest authority surveillance. But not in any place where people will go without protection.

Coconuts fall from trees unexpectedly, suddenly and abruptly. It can cause serious and even fatal accidents.

Yaar webby @WebMaster what is this, a joke?

Why not ban mutton from mutton biryani as well?

 

[Winchester]

Coconuts are unfaithful beings. I was watching this documentary in which Tom Hanks was stranded on an island when he used to work for FedEx...anyways....long story short, the coconut left him all alone.

 

[livingdead]

OP please tell us what is in your mind.. lot of people are going to discuss about coconut otherwise..

 

[MilSpec]

Yaar webby @WebMaster what is this, a joke?

Why not ban mutton from mutton biryani as well?

 

[JonAsad]

OP is racist- Say no to racism-
Coconut has every right to fall on someone's head as much as apple does-

 

[T90TankGuy]

United Nations Organisation should ban coconut trees in residential areas all over the world. An international law should be enacted making it illegal to allow growing of coconut trees in residential areas. They may grow it in forests far from habitation. That too under strict forest authority surveillance. But not in any place where people will go without protection.

Coconuts fall from trees unexpectedly, suddenly and abruptly. It can cause serious and even fatal accidents.

Dear Engineers, Can I sue my university?

are you an engineer or a kid? do explain cuz i have rarely seen such immaturity.

 

[ganesh177]

Now we know why the OP is making such gem threads.
Some coconut tumbled upon him one fine day.

 

[Lord ZeN]

Coconuts

 

[Sugarcane]

United Nations Organisation should ban coconut trees in residential areas all over the world. An international law should be enacted making it illegal to allow growing of coconut trees in residential areas. They may grow it in forests far from habitation. That too under strict forest authority surveillance. But not in any place where people will go without protection.

Coconuts fall from trees unexpectedly, suddenly and abruptly. It can cause serious and even fatal accidents.

Coconut trees don't roam around and do nasty stuff. So, your appeal is dismissed.

OP please tell us what is in your mind.. lot of people are going to discuss about coconut otherwise..

Retaliatory thread to the one on topic of stray monkeys in Indian cities

 

[bongbang]

Yeah ban Crows from public areas too