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Unbelievable Achievements of Pakistan

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SLAMABAD – Special Advisor to Prime Minister for Aviation, Captain Shujaat Azeem, gives the good news to the nation saying that Pakistan claimed nine new awards during this week.

Sources said that Pakistan International Airline earned two billion and eighty three million during the first month of 2015.

Special Advisor to PM on Aviation claimed that Islamabad, the Capital of Pakistan, was awarded second position among the world’s beautiful Capital cities.

He said that Pakistani men were awarded with third position among the most handsome man in the world.

He said that Pakistan was ranked fifth Position regarding improvements of water and sanitation system.

In the rank of Global intelligence Survey Pakistan was placed at fourth position, said Special Advisor to PM Nawaz Sharif on Aviation.

He Said Pakistan became the first Asian cricket team in test series whose Players hit one thousand sixes.

The Advisor Aviation further added that eight British National Pakistanis won seats in British Parliament this year, which is a record in itself.

In the end he also added that Turkish company was hired in Rawalpindi and Lahore to collect home waste garbage at the door steps.

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What was wrong with the Lahore one?
 
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SLAMABAD – Special Advisor to Prime Minister for Aviation, Captain Shujaat Azeem, gives the good news to the nation saying that Pakistan claimed nine new awards during this week.

Sources said that Pakistan International Airline earned two billion and eighty three million during the first month of 2015.

Special Advisor to PM on Aviation claimed that Islamabad, the Capital of Pakistan, was awarded second position among the world’s beautiful Capital cities.

He said that Pakistani men were awarded with third position among the most handsome man in the world.

He said that Pakistan was ranked fifth Position regarding improvements of water and sanitation system.

In the rank of Global intelligence Survey Pakistan was placed at fourth position, said Special Advisor to PM Nawaz Sharif on Aviation.

He Said Pakistan became the first Asian cricket team in test series whose Players hit one thousand sixes.

The Advisor Aviation further added that eight British National Pakistanis won seats in British Parliament this year, which is a record in itself.

In the end he also added that Turkish company was hired in Rawalpindi and Lahore to collect home waste garbage at the door steps.

Unbelievable Achievements of Pakistan | The News Tribe


What was wrong with the Lahore one?
Only a moron like Shujaat Azeem would seek pride in these menial things, which are no achievements even by a long shot. What a bar he has set. Loser.

ان بےغیرتوں کو اس طرح کی بکواس کرتے شرم بھی نہیں آتی۔ بےشرموں کے بےشرم۔

Sources said that Pakistan International Airline earned two billion and eighty three million during the first month of 2015.
Earned, what is pure ‘income’?
Special Advisor to PM on Aviation claimed that Islamabad, the Capital of Pakistan, was awarded second position among the world’s beautiful Capital cities.
Bulshit. In the world? The one that is called Raiwand?
He said that Pakistani men were awarded with third position among the most handsome man in the world.
So? How many beauty pageants have been won by those ‘most handsome’ men?
He said that Pakistan was ranked fifth Position regarding improvements of water and sanitation system.
Wow, after 70+ years, we are still talking about water and sanitation.
In the rank of Global intelligence Survey Pakistan was placed at fourth position, said Special Advisor to PM Nawaz Sharif on Aviation.
So the credit goes to who? The Government?
He Said Pakistan became the first Asian cricket team in test series whose Players hit one thousand sixes.
Also the first Asian (in-fact world) cricket team to get white washed by minnow Bangladesh.
The Advisor Aviation further added that eight British National Pakistanis won seats in British Parliament this year, which is a record in itself.
Who are British and born to the Pakistanis who left Pakistan for good, because of the poor policies of morons such as Nawaz and Zardari.
In the end he also added that Turkish company was hired in Rawalpindi and Lahore to collect home waste garbage at the door steps
Even the garbage can’t be collected by this government!
 
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He said that Pakistan was ranked fifth Position regarding improvements of water and sanitation system.

Someone needs to wake up this moron, and tell him that despite summer not having reached it's peak, there's already a water shortage. AND people spending their hard earned money on Rs3000+/tanker will hound him in this life, and the next one InShaAllah!
 
Someone needs to wake up this moron, and tell him that despite summer not having reached it's peak, there's already a water shortage. AND people spending their hard earned money on Rs3000+/tanker will hound him in this life, and the next one InShaAllah!
That's for Karachi walas we don't know tanker life...
Please next time, you should also vote for MQM and meanwhile feel proud to be defending it...
 
Oh man, some of the "achievements" are so hilarious :rofl:

What else do you expect from Patwaris? They are taking us to the level of indians...

Yes, Islamabad is beautiful but the second most beautiful capital in the world? I seriously doubt it.
 
Only a moron like Shujaat Azeem would seek pride in these menial things, which are no achievements even by a long shot. What a bar he has set. Loser.

ان بےغیرتوں کو اس طرح کی بکواس کرتے شرم بھی نہیں آتی۔ بےشرموں کے بےشرم۔

Earned, what is pure ‘income’?
Bulshit. In the world? The one that is called Raiwand?
So? How many beauty pageants have been won by those ‘most handsome’ men?
Wow, after 70+ years, we are still talking about water and sanitation.
So the credit goes to who? The Government?
Also the first Asian (in-fact world) cricket team to get white washed by minnow Bangladesh.
Who are British and born to the Pakistanis who left Pakistan for good, because of the poor policies of morons such as Nawaz and Zardari.
Even the garbage can’t be collected by this government!
Well at least being in his 50-60s the guy is doing some good work than somebody posting on an internet forym with 13 years olds, feel proud, very proud...

Oh man, some of the "achievements" are so hilarious :rofl:

What else do you expect from Patwaris?
We expect a safe and sound province and we have it!

Utter idiots who are posting BS regarding the government should first visit Punjab... cause you know what!? talk is cheap...
 
We expect a safe and sound province and we have it!

Utter idiots who are posting BS regarding the government should first visit Punjab... cause you know what!? talk is cheap...

Oh pah G ki kairay pinday renday o? Kuj rab to darro, onu hi jaan daini aye.. PunjabiaN nu pay aakhday o Punjab da dora karo? :rofl:

Safe and sound? My a$$!
 
Well at least being in his 50-60s the guy is doing some good work than somebody posting on an internet forym with 13 years olds, feel proud, very proud...


We expect a safe and sound province and we have it!

Utter idiots who are posting BS regarding the government should first visit Punjab... cause you know what!? talk is cheap...


what about punjab ?
 

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