I'll respond with this;
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Notice how once the British were our overlords... now our lackeys. And yes I realize the source of the photo I posted is a cynical website and is poking fun at the US. Still, it's quite accurate.
I admire both the British Empire and the American Global Influence. I won't refer to the United States as an Empire but has immeasurable global clout that many states can only dream of having or acquiring. The United States is, honestly, blessed by its geographic location, isolated from many hostile neighbors and practically master of both the Atlantic and the Pacific.
From Pax Britannica to Pax Americana.

Moreover as i said we colonized and civilized you, just like we did with our colonies from Australia to Canada to Africa to India.
Britain contributed to spreading English and making the world come closer to what we now know today.
Theres no denying that. You are still our child, once a child always a child, doesnt matter how big you grow. a mothers baby will always remain a mother baby.
Remember we were the ones who colonised/civilized you and taught you how to read/write and speak. you still speak our language by the way.