Share your childhood memories

[Lucky Breeze]

There is one memory that i never forget , in 5th grade i got 1st position , when i was standing behind the stage waiting for my name to be called and recieve my trophy , i heared a whisper , it was my social studies teacher , she said , are you happy hasnain ? And i said ,yes Mam i am , and then she exploded the bomb on my head , She said "KISS ME" ... i was little and i did'nt understand these things so i did'nt pay attention , but now whenever i get a flashback of this memory , i say to myself "WHAT THE HELL" and smile ....

And trust me its a true story ....

You can file your #metoo case.

 

[hasnainfirst]

So you mean to tell me that my Urdu teacher from class 11 was into me. She was giving me all kinds of signals that I realise now but was oblivious back in the day
Shit.

Maybe ... but i did'nt even get a young female teacher after 9th grade , all were old beteen 35-40 ...

You can file your #metoo case.

Who wants to file a case when a 21-22 year old beautiful teacher asks you to kiss her

 

[Sugarcane]

Lot of things
1. Trying to catch & kill squirrels with friends because one naughty baba ji told us that there's coin of 25 Paisas (Char anay) in their head.
2. Hitting tornado with shoes as rumor was that if the shoe fell up side down then there will be money underneath
3. Stealing potatoes from crops specially of Rohtakis (His language and way of cursing was funny), collecting woods to bake potatoes.
4. Stealing mangoes
5. Stealing wheat from home to buy gachak, murnda etc. with it.

 

[Khan_patriot]

Maybe ... but i did'nt even get a young female teacher after 9th grade , all were old beteen 35-40 ...

Ma'am Shahista if you are out there I am still single

 

[Salik]

As as kid, I used to love animals..dogs, cats, llamas, bunnies, squirrels..but I loved to destroy gopher tunnels

What a weird kid lol.

Kids run miles from dogs. Unless you were raised in a zoo with so much animals

 

[Comrade]

I used to play CNC series on my cutting edge AMD PC 500Mhz with 64MB RAM and windows98 se....hahahh

 

[Zee-shaun]

Well for me there was this Urdu teacher in grade 2, social studies teacher in grade 3, social studies teacher in grade 5, English teacher in grade 6, English and social studies teacher in grade 7, social studies teacher in grade 8, biology teacher in grade 9, computer sciences teacher in grade 10, urdu teacher in grade 11 and computer sciences teacher in grade 12.
Shit, I was a really tharki student come to think of it now

So you were quite a cassanova back then?
How about now? Are you married?

 

[Zee-shaun]

Lot of things
1. Trying to catch & kill squirrels with friends because one naughty baba ji told us that there's coin of 25 Paisas (Char anay) in their head.
2. Hitting tornado with shoes as rumor was that if the shoe fell up side down then there will be money underneath
3. Stealing potatoes from crops specially of Rohtakis (His language and way of cursing was funny), collecting woods to bake potatoes.
4. Stealing mangoes
5. Stealing wheat from home to buy gachak, murnda etc. with it.

Did you really believe there was chaar anay in a squirrel's head?
How many did you kill before you realised there was no money?

 

[Sugarcane]

Did you really believe there was chaar anay in a squirrel's head?
How many did you kill before you realised there was no money?

Yes -
None - After chasing them for few weeks, we concluded that it's impossible to catch them. So, we built slingshots to hunt them but still no luck. Gave up.

 

[Khan_patriot]

So you were quite a cassanova back then?
How about now? Are you married?

No I am happily unmarried

 

[SecularNationalist]

No , i did'nt but i wish i had


As i said , i did'nt know about these things so i prentended like nothing happened , and then a few months later she got married and left the school

Hahaha , sometimes even young female teachers have a crush on students ...

What a pity man you missed such a golden opportunity
The same thing happened to me in 5th grade when i was in karachi .I had a teacher and oh my god what a complete package she was.Fair white colour ,brown eyes ,nice height and nice assets as well.She was a kashmiri pathan.Once there was a speech competition at school and all parents and high ranked PAF officers were invited.That was a first time i was ever going to participate in front of a huge audience.So when my name was about to be called i was nervous as ****.She hugged me and said me in a very arousing way "trust on me everything will be fine".You know that was beginning of internet days and **** was a very new fascinating thing lol,later i took things in another direction which made her laugh at first she was not expecting that from a 10-11 year old kid And i still remember that slap on a face lol.
Years later i saw her in a TV drama and i instantly recognized her.She had all the ingredients of becoming an actress after all she was stunningly beautiful. But she got married and moved to canada.

 

[Blessed Taliban]

Ajeeb si baat hai. Bachpan may kya kya hua hai logon kay sath
Kisi ko chummi milli teacher say kisi ko hug and mostly crush scenes.

 

[aiman_hashmi.25]

One of my memories is that
Koi bhi mjhe tang krta toh mere pas jo bhi chez samny hoti woh uske seedha sir pr nishana bana kr marti thi or school main jab main 5 main thi or mere van fellows mere hairs ko haag lagaty thay toh van main akar sahi wali apnay school bag se mara tha itna mara tha ke ainda se kisi ne mere hairs ko touch bhi krne ki koshish nhi ki....lol
I also gotta crush on him but he is 10 years older than me and serving in PAK AIR FORCE as ssg commando..

 

[Maarkhoor]

Please share your childhood memories. It can be anything like the first birthday you remember or the first day at school or you first crush as a child. Your booboos and fears or the stuff that really made you happy.

My first day at school was when I was 4. I cried all day till mom picked me up.
And i was scared as hell for the fat ugly lizard behind the mirror in the lounge. I wouldn't go near it and usually walked around it.

When I was few days old I pee and poo on pampers...

Lot of things
1. Trying to catch & kill squirrels with friends because one naughty baba ji told us that there's coin of 25 Paisas (Char anay) in their head.
2. Hitting tornado with shoes as rumor was that if the shoe fell up side down then there will be money underneath
3. Stealing potatoes from crops specially of Rohtakis (His language and way of cursing was funny), collecting woods to bake potatoes.
4. Stealing mangoes
5. Stealing wheat from home to buy gachak, murnda etc. with it.

You born in 50 or early 60s?

 

[Zee-shaun]

One of my memories is that
Koi bhi mjhe tang krta toh mere pas jo bhi chez samny hoti woh uske seedha sir pr nishana bana kr marti thi or school main jab main 5 main thi or mere van fellows mere hairs ko haag lagaty thay toh van main akar sahi wali apnay school bag se mara tha itna mara tha ke ainda se kisi ne mere hairs ko touch bhi krne ki koshish nhi ki....lol
I also gotta crush on him but he is 10 years older than me and serving in PAK AIR FORCE as ssg commando..

So you motivated him to become a SSG Commando?

I never hit a girl on school or anywere else but there was this ugly girl in my class (3rd year) Shakila and she had a crush on me. She used to annoy me to get my attention all the time and had my name written all over her books and copies. One day she wrote her name on my bag. It was a genuine Walt Disney Donald Duck rucksack and I was so pissed and decided to seek revenge. I put a rubber snake in her bag. When she opened it she fell in shock and twisted her arm. No one ever found out but I was scared that police would come and get me.
I never told anyone until now.