Newt Gingrich wants to make the moon the 51st state

[DESERT FIGHTER]

Buddy, I would volunteer for a one-way mission to Mars.

I hear women r frm venus? i bet there would be plenty of them there.......... can u book me a one way ticket to venus ... i wanna "ehmm" meet em... make em my queens...

 

[Icewolf]

I hear women r frm venus? i bet there would be plenty of them there.......... can u book me a one way ticket to venus ... i wanna "ehmm" meet em... make em my queens...

the atmosphere will choke you. besides, i hear the women are only fat.

 

[fallstuff]

Newt is a politician. He will say anything to get pass Romney. He believes if he can beat Romney, he will say something to do damage control, so Obama can't use it agianst him. Politicians are very predictable.

 

[Kambojaric]

Alas! The Moon like the Palestinians is an artificial creation Gingrich, it doesnt exist, totally invented by humans ...

 

[A1Kaid]

Is Newt Gingrich competing in the US Presidential Race or the Special Olympics? He along with Rick Perry make the R in Republican stand for retard.

 

[below_freezing]

I am extremely confident now that there is little that can be done to reverse the course of the Titanic. The iceberg has already torn a small hole in the hull, and instead of escaping, they're debating which captain should be at the helm.

If the captain was competent, perhaps he could minimize the damage, but instead of picking a skilled sailor, they picked an insane prophet who claimed that he could make everyone walk on water so the presence of the iceberg in the Titanic's engine room is irrelevant.

 

[canadian icehole]

I am extremely confident now that there is little that can be done to reverse the course of the Titanic. The iceberg has already torn a small hole in the hull, and instead of escaping, they're debating which captain should be at the helm.

If the captain was competent, perhaps he could minimize the damage, but instead of picking a skilled sailor, they picked an insane prophet who claimed that he could make everyone walk on water so the presence of the iceberg in the Titanic's engine room is irrelevant.

Don't you mean the Costa Concordia where the Captain abandons ship before everyone else.

 

[anonymus]

I hear women r frm venus? i bet there would be plenty of them there.......... can u book me a one way ticket to venus ... i wanna "ehmm" meet em... make em my queens...

Man,Women are definitely from Venus.You would get burned before touchdown.

 

[Cheetah786]

Anyone sane see anything wrong with this vision?

FYI, a little brush up on history:


Many ridiculed JFK for that. History vindicated his vision.
And oh yes, this kind of vision for the future defines a superpower - not some random artificially shored up GDP numbers, not a huge military.

Most sane Americans Laugh at Gingrich

 

[Tiger Awan]

someone please find pluto and send me there