A tourist visits a family in India, when he asks to use the bathroom they took him to the backyard and told him sky is the limit. So the host gives him a piece of paper torn from a note book. The bewildered tourists says, " hey you may have something important written on that piece of paper", the host says "we are so poor we can't even pay attention."
*And the Razakar wakes up from his wet dream with a soiled pant*
