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Imran Khan/PTI dirty political tactics taking its toll:
By Arsalan Aslam
Met Office Warns Pakistan Will Not See Spring Season in the Future.
Islamabad Met Office has announced bad news for everyone, not just the noonies! We may not be seeing Spring season in Pakistan in the coming years all thanks to Imran Khan and his dharna politics.

The dharna and fight against corrupt system and politicians comes with a lot of dangerous and hazardous effects, most of them will be experienced by people living in the corrupt regime belt including Pakistan, especially those living in the PM house, CM house and other key government buildings as if they were there “baap ka maal” says an unnamed official of the Met office. The Met Office at Islamabad has issued a warning about the levels of pollution, especially the noise pollution caused by thousands of people chanting “GO NAWAZ GO” and all sort of other blasphemy harming the country’s seasonal changes!

As it is, Pakistan has been experiencing rising public temperatures for some time now and the heat waves against corruption have been further given fuel by a bunch of anti-democracy thugs gathered under the PTI flag. The recent final of PSL 2 in Lahore is a proof of that.

Even though the mornings spent in London and Saudia have been pleasant, the Met Office has recorded temperatures going up for the supreme leader and his band of faithfuls inside Pakistan which is really very disturbing. The Met Office has also warned people to gear up for harsher treatment not that Gullu Butt have been freed from jail.
Ref: https://www.samaa.tv/pakistan/2017/03/model-town-case-only-convict-gullu-butt-freed/

The officials are most concerned and astonished by the fact that despite all sorts of topi drama tactics to divert the attention of this senseless nation which believe that corruption is a bad thing (they should look at those mighty mills and properties before deciding if it is really bad or not) like PSL final, or the claims of how KP who was about to convert to Islam have decided against it just because of that Naizi crook, the rise in temperature of public is a new record in a single year. Pakistan hasn’t faced such a drastic change in temperature since another democratic leader, a bed fellow of the current gov. (though the affair have never been acknowledged due to it being illegitimate) decided that people opinion is not as important as the “kursi” and stamped his name in history books with his ever famous golden words, Tum Udhar Hum Idhar!! Hundreds of thousands have come and gone since then but “kal bhe leader zinda tha, ajj bhe leader zinda ha”, although he is zinda with quite a feminine voice these days.

My office also warned that all that has been going around have serious implications not only for the existence regime but also for the nursery they were breeding to rule over this clueless group of people. What is even worst is that the implication are not limited to Pakistan alone. While Qatar and Panama have shown some concerns over this new heat wave, it is a few unnamed countries with economies totally dependent on loot and plunder from country like ours that are really worried about this climate change.

It is about time that government officials roll up the sleeves and take the problem head on and also for the na-tajubakar

Written by another crook conspiring against democracy and inspired by the “fact” and its proof of how KP denied a visit to Pakistan because of a statement Imran Khan issued.
https://www.samaa.tv/sports/2017/03/kp-denies-imran-khans-statement-influenced-psl-final-withdrawal/

Based on:
https://propakistani.pk/2017/03/02/met-office-warns-pakistan-will-not-see-spring-season-future/
 
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Unless and until the whole nation doesn't wake up and stand against corruption, nothing will happen.
But alas, we are all in deep slumber.
 

Nowadays, it's the corrupt tola that's feeling the heat wave unlike common Pakistanis. Lets see for how many days this heat wave continues.

What does met office tell us about it? @Arsalan
 
Nowadays, it's the corrupt tola that's feeling the heat wave unlike common Pakistanis. Lets see for how many days this heat wave continues.

What does met office tell us about it? @Arsalan


Even though the mornings spent in London and Saudia have been pleasant, the Met Office has recorded temperatures going up for the supreme leader and his band of faithfuls inside Pakistan which is really very disturbing.
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An example of judicial corruption...

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I meant to say, what does met office say about how many days this heat wave will continue?
Cant say much about it really as we have discussed on that other thread. There are so many possibilities, heart says one thing and mind says the other looking at the history. Only time will tell.

What i feel about this case can be understood very well from my signature. :)
 
After his opposing of psl final in lahore it's no more a conspiracy that he's working for jews and making a fool of the nation with his fake anti corruption campaign.
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IK did and is still doing as much as he can do. All his dharmas, court cases, elections, rallies, speeches, interviews are aimed at raising the awareness against the corruption this corrupt system...and he is a mujjahid and he has done his jihad to awake the nation from the deep slumber and he has been successful..the mentality of people has changed and I can see that even on media a lot of people are talking against corruption but perhaps we tend to focus on those who are toeing the government's stance.. Also the verdict on Panama case has been reached and soon it will soon be announced ad it will deliver a dirty blow to this corrupt system..so let's not be hopeless rather be the part of change, continue our struggle until the whole system has been routed...
Thanks for tagging @Arsalan
 
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Unless and until the whole nation doesn't wake up and stand against corruption, nothing will happen.
But alas, we are all in deep slumber.
The nation is more concerned with IK calling some cricketers as petchers but not worried about billions obtained by corruption and than laundered abroad. Talk about misplaced priorities. I am also amazed the way media is giving hype to this issue specially AAJ and 92 channel.
 
The nation is more concerned with IK calling some cricketers as petchers but not worried about billions obtained by corruption and than laundered abroad. Talk about misplaced priorities. I am also amazed the way media is giving hype to this issue specially AAJ and 92 channel.
You are right about misplaced priorities but that still do not change the fact that what he did was quite disgusting and totally irresponsible!! We know that he speaks his heart out but it do not harms to use one’s brain sometimes. Very disappointed with his remarks and how he stubbornly is standing behind that. Media is understandably creating a hype about it.

To me, these statements will have a huge negative impact on any support he could have gotten from the nation if the Panama case proved to be a sham. I will say half of that support is gone now and I won’t blame the media for that. It was IK who said all that BS! You now me that I support Imran and PTI and his struggle against corruption but what is wrong is wrong and what he said was MORE THAN WRONG.
 
You are right about misplaced priorities but that still do not change the fact that what he did was quite disgusting and totally irresponsible!! We know that he speaks his heart out but it do not harms to use one’s brain sometimes. Very disappointed with his remarks and how he stubbornly is standing behind that. Media is understandably creating a hype about it.

To me, these statements will have a huge negative impact on any support he could have gotten from the nation if the Panama case proved to be a sham. I will say half of that support is gone now and I won’t blame the media for that. It was IK who said all that BS! You now me that I support Imran and PTI and his struggle against corruption but what is wrong is wrong and what he said was MORE THAN WRONG.
Yes I agree his words were in bad taste and should have never happened. I think what IK tried to do was to paint PSL as political dramabazi and bust the claim of these people who claimed to achieve some miracle by bringing international players. He should had used better words or better yet since PSL happened he would had let it go and not talk about it at all. This is where I believe he needs to learn from Nawaz how to keep quiet. Nawaz never speaks directly against anyone. He always uses his hire guns that can be discarded at any time.
Just to be clear I am not defending IK. IK is responsible for providing ammo to his rivals and now they are grilling him over it.
 

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