GUNS-N- ROSES
FULL MEMBER
I AM THE COMMON INDIAN MAN AND I DONT KNOW WHY THERE IS SO MUCH CORRUPTION IN INDIA.
I am the common indian man. I want my passport quickly. i want no problem in verification process. i am happy to pay bribe to policeman. then i wonder why so much corruption.
I want my driving licence quickly. it doesnt matter wether i know driving or not but i want my licence. i pay bribe at RTO office and then i wonder why so much corruption.
I am always in hurry to meet my girlfriend. i jump traffic lights and dont follow traffic rules. the traffic cop asks for my DL and registration papers? lol who carries these heavy things now a days. the traffic cop ask me if he can cut 500 Rs challan. i quietly pay him 100 Rs. i quickly move out and curse traffic cop "these guys are bas***, they wont even spare their sons and moms". and then i wonder why so much corruption.
I am the common indian man. i dont want to work hard and study. my dad is always there to take care of me. he happily pays Rs ten lakh for a good engineering/medical seat. and then i wonder why so much corruption.
i always want extra gays cylinder for emergencies. i dont wanna wait for my turn. i pay bribe to the agency and get it done. and then i wonder why so much corruption.
i am the common indian man. i have a property dispute. i willingly pay bribe to get case "heard" on fast track basis. i also pay bribe to get a favourable judgement. and then i wonder why so much corruption.
i dont pay my due taxes in time. hell sometimes i dont even pay taxes at all. so wen the tax inspectors come i pay them "little money". and then i wonder why so much corruption.
i am the common indian man. i bid for contracts and deals. i am willing to pay "cuts" to netas and babus. and i wonder why so much corruption.
i am the comman man. i dont insist on getting proper bills from shop keeper. how does it matter? things are always costly when bought through proper bills. i might get 100-200 rupee discount if i dont insist on proper bill. and i wonder why so much corruption.
i am the common man. i am a teacher in primary school. my pay is very less. so i dont give much food to children. after all my family has to survive on this food. i just give them dal and rice everyday. so what if as per menu it is supposed to be different variety every day. wen the school inspector comes i willing pay him 10000 Rs and also give fruits and vegetables for his wife. and i wonder why so much corruption.
i am the stupid common indian. i dont go to vote. after all how much difference can my vote make? i wd rather take my girl out for lunch. who would like to stand in queue for hours to cast his/her vote. wait a minute i dont even have a voter id. wat difference does it make. its not important. and i wonder why so much corruption.
I AM THE STUPID COMMON MAN AND I DONT KNOW WHY THERE IS SO MUCH CORRUPTION IN INDIA.
I am the common indian man. I want my passport quickly. i want no problem in verification process. i am happy to pay bribe to policeman. then i wonder why so much corruption.
I want my driving licence quickly. it doesnt matter wether i know driving or not but i want my licence. i pay bribe at RTO office and then i wonder why so much corruption.
I am always in hurry to meet my girlfriend. i jump traffic lights and dont follow traffic rules. the traffic cop asks for my DL and registration papers? lol who carries these heavy things now a days. the traffic cop ask me if he can cut 500 Rs challan. i quietly pay him 100 Rs. i quickly move out and curse traffic cop "these guys are bas***, they wont even spare their sons and moms". and then i wonder why so much corruption.
I am the common indian man. i dont want to work hard and study. my dad is always there to take care of me. he happily pays Rs ten lakh for a good engineering/medical seat. and then i wonder why so much corruption.
i always want extra gays cylinder for emergencies. i dont wanna wait for my turn. i pay bribe to the agency and get it done. and then i wonder why so much corruption.
i am the common indian man. i have a property dispute. i willingly pay bribe to get case "heard" on fast track basis. i also pay bribe to get a favourable judgement. and then i wonder why so much corruption.
i dont pay my due taxes in time. hell sometimes i dont even pay taxes at all. so wen the tax inspectors come i pay them "little money". and then i wonder why so much corruption.
i am the common indian man. i bid for contracts and deals. i am willing to pay "cuts" to netas and babus. and i wonder why so much corruption.
i am the comman man. i dont insist on getting proper bills from shop keeper. how does it matter? things are always costly when bought through proper bills. i might get 100-200 rupee discount if i dont insist on proper bill. and i wonder why so much corruption.
i am the common man. i am a teacher in primary school. my pay is very less. so i dont give much food to children. after all my family has to survive on this food. i just give them dal and rice everyday. so what if as per menu it is supposed to be different variety every day. wen the school inspector comes i willing pay him 10000 Rs and also give fruits and vegetables for his wife. and i wonder why so much corruption.
i am the stupid common indian. i dont go to vote. after all how much difference can my vote make? i wd rather take my girl out for lunch. who would like to stand in queue for hours to cast his/her vote. wait a minute i dont even have a voter id. wat difference does it make. its not important. and i wonder why so much corruption.
I AM THE STUPID COMMON MAN AND I DONT KNOW WHY THERE IS SO MUCH CORRUPTION IN INDIA.