CWG Humour

[third eye]

Here are some text messages that are doing the rounds on CWG

A child when asked of his fathers profession in school replied that his father was a drug addict and a stripper in a bar.

A surprised teacher asked him if it was true.

No, the child said, he actually works for the Organizing Committee of the CWG but I am too ashamed to admit it!


Another one :

Ashamed of his deeds Suresh Kalmadi tried to hang himself, as luck would have it the ceiling collapsed !

 

[Creder]

Ashamed of his deeds Suresh Kalmadi tried to hand himself,

That sick basta**d

 

[third eye]

That sick basta**d

Error noted & changed.

 

[Sonic_boom]

Suresh Kalmadi should be kicked on his balls for what he did to the country...F*cking bringing shame to entire country

 

[InPhilTraitor]

Scapegoating Kalmadi is a joke. This dude has been running the Indian Olympic Committee into ground and some how ended up being Chairman for Organizing committee of CWG.

So, how about Sheila Dixit, what is her role. How about Jaipal Reddy, the urban affairs minister, where did he fail ?

Do you know what is Common with all these personalities? Yes they are all Congressmen/Congresswoman.

We have doorknob prime minister who is respected but cannot win a Lok Sabha seat.

what is the Opposite of Progress?
Congress.

 

[Kompromat]

Commonwealth Games suffer another setback with New Zealand's delay - CNN.com

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/09/23/3019747.htm?site=sport&section=all

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/09/23/3019926.htm?section=justin

 

[third eye]

Some more ...

' Its amazing but true ,if u rearrange the letters ....Sir U made lakhs.... you get Suresh Kalmadi ' !

Ba ba kalmadi , have u any shame.
No Sir No Sir , we r having a common loot games.
Crores for my partner, crores for my dame, crores for me too for putting India to shame"

 

[IndianArmy]

Well, many of the athletes say this is the best Accommodation and Facilities they ever had??? and Also Blamed the Local Media for Hyping the situation....