Directive 66 [E]
Thou shan't log on to public forums,instant messengers or partake in telephonic converstaions with ex-gfs(Sociological phenomena observed as "drunk dialling")in the dead of the night while sporting an iniebriated state.
Thou shall find other distracting pursuits such as downloading cult classic flicks or log in hours on thy PS to wear off the inebriation...anything really to avoid the dreaded ''talk of shame''(An offshoot of said condition where a humiliating phone call is made the day after to explain and apologize holding hopes that the ex now doesn't have a gangster bf who will soon take a sledgehammer to your face).
Said self imposed comandment expressedly voided,ergo deemed nullified as on 11-01-2012....
How I loathe technology at times