Border Agent Put His Wife on Terrorist List

[KRAIT]

Kiase log ho yaar...biryani aur murge ki baat karke khane ki tammna jaga di....

 

[GURU DUTT]

Kiase log ho yaar...biryani aur murge ki baat karke khane ki tammna jaga di....

kya yaar tum to bare abhod lagte ho ....yahan jammer bhai mmod main hain aur tum khane kee baat kar rahe ho ...kuchh sher o shairee kar to rang bhee jame .........Thinkkkkkkkkkk??????????

 

[Windjammer]

to bhai kya khaya aaj yakhnee pulao ya dum biryaanee...bhabhee ko maloom hai???????????????

Aaj kal yahan baut kulfi jum rahi hey....younkey...Nargaseeeee koftee ka zaiqa bun raha hey.

 

[KRAIT]

kya yaar tum to bare abhod lagte ho ....yahan jammer bhai mmod main hain aur tum khane kee baat kar rahe ho ...kuchh sher o shairee kar to rang bhee jame .........Thinkkkkkkkkkk??????????

Besharami ki hudd to hum kabki laangh chuke.... waise jammer bhai kab mood main nahin rehte ye batao yaar

waah..waah jammer bhai...hum bhi shuru hote hain

 

[Pakistanisage]

My wife would certainly qualify for genuinely being labelled as a TERRORIST. She has terrorized me for the last 25 years.

 

[GURU DUTT]

Aaj kal yahan baut kulfi jum rahi hey....younkey...Nargaseeeee koftee ka zaiqa bun raha hey.

jiyo mere sher jiyo ye kee naa mardo walee baat????????

waise mera mood bhee nargisi kofton ke saath afghanee naan ka hai??????